Japanese auctions are full of much awesome today

[tikistitch]

C'mon, waddya think it is?




Answer is under the cut, but first YOU MUST VOTE!!!

[Poll #1411047]





Yes, it is the marvelous Stitch chestbuster hat! You put it on, and look like you are bursting out, alien-style, from a delighted Disney character's stomach. Isn't that adorable???

Comments

[twotone]

OH MY GOD that is way greater and more horrible than I anticipated. I thought it was a bunting bag for a baby or something.

The Minnie one looks borderline obscene, like you're sticking your head up her skirt as she tries to pull her skirt down enough to hide her bloomers.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Minnie's expression is *priceless*.

[aoi-no-neko.livejournal.com]

Hum, that wasn't one of the answers...funny how many Japanese sellers think using a pack of cigs is a great way to measure stuff. I had to look up the size of the darn things. I also kind of avoid those auctions thinking there's a smoker in that house.

So Cheney, I keep asking people if we can waterboard him and I'm getting no where. I thought if it worked for that radio talk show guy, maybe it would give Cheney a clue? But no go. :/

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Waterboarding Cheney? I don't think torture works on a cyborg.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

"He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil."

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Darth Vader or Cheney? You decide.

Though, to be fair, Darth Vader did actually show regret in the end. Something completely alien to Darth Cheney.

[takineko.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHA my love for crazy hats is peaked

[jeepersjournal.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I should be more disturbed of someone's face bursting out of Stitch's stomach, or Minnie giving birth to them head first.

[blowdry.livejournal.com]

I thought it was one of those backpack things. This is way more bizarre, LOL.

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a pajama bag.

Does anyone even use, or make, pajama bags anymore?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

I have some Stitch pajama bags!

BTW, icon ♥♥♥

[spazzygirl19.livejournal.com]

Actually, my niece (age 9) still uses the pajama bag *I* had as a kid!

[sakana-hime.livejournal.com]

YAY JAPAN! :D

OMG SIMON PEGG?!! WHERE?!!?!

[lenity.livejournal.com]

Augh! I wasn't expecting that! I thought they were PJs!

[lilblueunicorn.livejournal.com]

OMFG. That.. that is...

O_O

There are no words.

-§parky