A mysterious mystery....SOLVED, thanks to Japanese auction boards!

[tikistitch]

Now, looking at this picture, you'd have no clue correct? You'd be all like, "What is it, tikiiiiiii?" (Oh, and hush up you Japanese speakers, we are talking 'bout the Clueless Americans here, 'cause that's how we roll.)



See? Because you read Tikistitch, you now know, you just need to wedge in a Japanese baby! Because....er....well, Japanese babies, they tend to roll away if not suitable restrained by licensed goods. Yes, it's a terrible problem. But solved, thanks to Lilo & Stitch!!

Comments

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Hey, it really is rubber baby buggy bumpers!

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

I would've had no clue; I think that writing is the shop name, but don't quote me. My mom would have LOVED that thingie--I was an incessant bed-faller-outer-of as a wee child, especially when we traveled and it was hard to get enough pillows from the hotel staff to wedge me in. CUTE! (though why no Stitch on both sides? I feel kinda cheated.)

[jabberwockypie.livejournal.com]

Hey, Sam had one of those when he was a baby! Only it wasn't cute and licensed and it did not, in fact, actually work.

The idea was that babies were supposed to sleep on their sides because if they slept on their back and spit up then they might aspirate their own vomit and die, but if they slept on their tummies then the sheets must suffocate them.

Clearly the baby in the picture is DOING IT WRONG.

Of course Sammy could roll over just fine and always slept on his tummy anyway. He lived.