Egads! You couldn't mail your luggage home and claim him as your carry on? Surely he'd squish down into the appropriate shape... or in a pinch, you could stuff him down your shirt and claim to be a stereotypical grossly overweight American nice pregnant lady who requires an extra-wide seat, no charge.
You could wear it on your head and pretend you've been the victim of some sort of radiations... I mean, that's what 99.9% of Japanese sci-fi movies were about in the fifties so I'm sure no one would be that surprised.
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Date: 2008-11-05 07:58 pm (UTC)stereotypical grossly overweight Americannice pregnant lady who requires an extra-wide seat, no charge.no subject
Date: 2008-11-05 08:18 pm (UTC)(P.S., you can't tell from the photo, but the item had obviously been sitting on the shelves for a while, and was kind of dirty.)
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Date: 2008-11-05 08:21 pm (UTC)(Re: P.S. - Ah, that's too bad. Perhaps it was for the best that you didn't have room for it, then.)
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Date: 2008-11-05 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-06 09:02 am (UTC)