I meme, therefore I am

[tikistitch]

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Pam
2. Co-Pam-der
3. Queen Pamidala (in my dreams....)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Tikistitch
2. Bobagirl
3. Chibi

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Montana white trash
2. Missouri white trash
3. White trash straight from Scotland

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Global thermonuclear war
2. Nazis
3. Matt Lauer

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Paranoia
2. Angst
3. Packages in the mail for moi!

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Stitch t-shirt
2. bare feet yay!
3. Japanese UFO Catcher prize Lilo & Stitch watch

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Johnny Cash
2. Nirvana and anything Nirvana-related including Dave Grohl who I am going to marry
3. Guided by Voices (also willing to marry Rob Pollard, please don't tell Mr. Tikistitch, kay?)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Sister I Need Wine -GbV
2. I See a Darkness - Johnny Cash or Will Oldham
3. Interstate Love Song - Stone Temple Pilots

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Pretends to laugh at my jokes
2. High tolearnce for proximity to Disney merchandise
3. Astoundingly high IQ

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I've ridden a camel on Tatooine
2. My honeymoon was disrupted by terrorists
3. I've actually hated dolls all along - nasty, nasty, nasty!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. curly curly hair!
2. cute patookie
3. dark sexy eyes--squee!!!

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. readin' & rippin' tunes
2. collecting stuff (other than books & music)
3. travel to collect *more* stuff from different countries

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. buy that new Duran Duran tribute CD
2. See if there's more Royal Bitch wine
3. find cheap tickets to London

THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. doctor
2. professor
3. rich layabout

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japan
2. Australia (again--we missed the west coast)
3. China

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Sophie
2. Liam
3. Abigail

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Learn to make chocolate martini as good as any gay man
2. Holy pilgrimmage to Volks shop in Japan
3. Retire disgustingly rich and write full-time for husband's silly Star Wars travel blog

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. Little cutie dollies and plushies would probably have to count
2. Producing stereotypical girlie squeals at displays of cutieness
3. Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Ewan McGregor
2. Alan Rickman
3. Gary Oldman