tiki's twits

[tikistitch]

todays twisted twittering:

• 18:12 McCain is playing wise old grampa who's got two Dobermans out back. #
• 18:16 @amiryfenn Well, eBay's a piece of shit, and so is our economy! See? #
• 18:18 McCain is freaking obsessed with this buying up loans thing! Did they give Palin all the GOOD talking points? #
• 18:19 Oh, great question! What about my money, dammit! #
• 18:19 He mentions the Clinton economy! Thankyou!!! #
• 18:20 Whoa, Obama looks at McCain, McCain suddenly looks at the floor. #
• 18:21 Is he gonna tell us how he's a maverick? Didja know he's a maverick? 'Cause, he's a maverick! #
• 18:23 Pork barrel earmarks! Whoa, McCain BINGO in one sentence!!! #
• 18:23 But, does he wanna nuke the whales? #
• 18:25 Joe Lieberman is NOT reaching across the aisle dude. In fact, where's Joe? He's usually following 3 feet behind McSame. #
• 18:27 @amiryfenn Know where they like Nukes? In FRANCE! That must make 'em bad, right? :-) #
• 18:28 A question from the Intarnets! #
• 18:30 Earmarks! Earmarks Earmarks Earmarks! Ya know, these were a teeny tiny bitlet of the budget. #
• 18:33 Total earmarks in 2008: 18 billion. Spending in Iraq EACH MONTH: 12 billion. #
• 18:40 @amiryfenn Here's one: www.buzzwordbingogame.com/cards/mccain/ #
• 18:42 McCain: "I'll answer the question I WANT to answer, dagnabbit!" #
• 18:44 Lieberman again. Why don't those two just get a house together and settle down? #
• 18:45 Obama will appoint Al Gore as Secretary of Saving Cute Baby Polar Bears!!! #
• 18:46 Supposively, the last time they voted on "alternative" energy, McSame hid in his office & refused to vote. #
• 18:49 Yeah, give energy development projects to the Private Sector. Because the Private Sector is just so darned successful. #
• 18:55 Hair transplants? #
• 18:56 Bwokaw is obviously trying to make Gwen Ifill look good. Whatta guy! #
• 19:02 *choke* "We don't have time for on the job training my friend!" Uh, tell Caribou Barbie. #
• 19:03 So, Joe Lieberman getting like *totally* jealous of Bwokaw and his BFF McCain? #
• 19:06 "General Petraeus, my *other* BFF." #
• 19:07 Is NO ONE ELSE old enough to remember Tricky Dick Nixon and his "Peace with Honor?" #
• 19:08 Actually, your "hero" Ronald Reagan hated you ever since you dumped your first wife. #
• 19:12 Afgan "freedom fighters?" I thought Rambo did it! #
• 19:12 "Have I mentioned General Petraeus? he's so *dreamy*!" #
• 19:13 Use force. But talk softly. But carry a big stick. #
• 19:13 Obama wants a goddam followup! #
• 19:17 So, how do we get Osama bin Laden? Why is this so sooper sekrit? #
• 19:19 So, the Iraqis can live "normal economic lives." Good. When can we? #
• 19:21 Did he just say "Allies in France and Europe?" Er, where did France go, and is it anywhere near Spain? #
• 19:25 Whoa, another bald dude? No wonder McCain was hitting the hair implants. #
• 19:27 "Joining with our allies and friends." So, that's you. And Joe Lieberman. #
• 20:24 Rewatching the debate: "We're not rifle shots, we're Americans." WTF? #
• 20:44 Rewatching debate: No wonder Palin sounds so incoherent, she's been cribbing from McCain. #
• 22:27 *yawn* Bedtime for tikis. #
• 14:11 Super Mario cake: tinyurl.com/4cww72 #
• 15:25 Went to office party. Sat next to people I don't know well and started conversation. Think I am possibly possessed by a body snatcher. #

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Comments

[faultyapathy.livejournal.com]

You miss, have out-tweeted me.

*bows down*

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

*rotfl* Ah, it was the presidential debate, and Amiryfenn and I were trying not to choke on The Stupid.