Friday Real Science 'Spermentation!!!
Sep. 19th, 2008 10:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tikistitchSo, today as Tiki Labs LLC popped out of the shower (the door's kinda tight, so when our entire staff of Science Guys tries to all squeeze out at the same time, there's an audible "POP." And if you believe that, there's a Bridge to Nowhere Alaska we'd like to sell you....) and noticed a little cluster of perfume samples recently mailed to us from the highly scientific ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
twotone begging for our attention.
But, which one should we choose for analysis this morn? Seeing as we were already kinda late to work, due to the R&D Division of Tiki Labs LLC hogging the shampoo.
Being all scientific 'n stuff, we employed the scientific principle of RANDOMNESS to pick a sample. Of course, if you want randomness, you need a highly mathematical algorithm. This is our favorite:
F(b)=\int_{-\infty}^b f(b') db'
Onlies, Tiki Labs LLC was still all drippy from the shower, so we got the algorithm kinda wet and soggy, so we had to end up using the other scientific method of randomness, ie, closing our eyes and picking one. And so, after knocking over the Colgate, we picked Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab's El dia de Reyes for scientific analysis.
So, we carefully opened the bottle and applied to Tiki Labs LLC's left wrist. We hastened out to greet Tiki Labs LLC's Unofficial Chief Engineer, Mr. Tikistitch, and bade him smell.
"Coffee!" spake Tiki Labs LLC's Unofficial Chief Engineer, Mr. Tikistitch.
"Yeah, coffee!" spake Tiki Labs.
"You can smell the roast," said TLLUCEMT.
"And a hint of cinnamon," said we.
"You smell like you spilled a latte on your wrist," said TLLUCEMT.
We were much pleased by this most successful scientific trial, especially as compared to the recent disaster in evaluating Blood Drop's Cafe Zazou (a coffee scent in which we were unable to detect a single shred of coffee likeness). We hastened to read the marketing material whichtwotone had helpfully enclosed with the samples.
Er.
Hot cocoa?
OK, Science Guys, it's back to the labs!
twotone begging for our attention. But, which one should we choose for analysis this morn? Seeing as we were already kinda late to work, due to the R&D Division of Tiki Labs LLC hogging the shampoo.
Being all scientific 'n stuff, we employed the scientific principle of RANDOMNESS to pick a sample. Of course, if you want randomness, you need a highly mathematical algorithm. This is our favorite:
F(b)=\int_{-\infty}^b f(b') db'
Onlies, Tiki Labs LLC was still all drippy from the shower, so we got the algorithm kinda wet and soggy, so we had to end up using the other scientific method of randomness, ie, closing our eyes and picking one. And so, after knocking over the Colgate, we picked Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab's El dia de Reyes for scientific analysis.
So, we carefully opened the bottle and applied to Tiki Labs LLC's left wrist. We hastened out to greet Tiki Labs LLC's Unofficial Chief Engineer, Mr. Tikistitch, and bade him smell.
"Coffee!" spake Tiki Labs LLC's Unofficial Chief Engineer, Mr. Tikistitch.
"Yeah, coffee!" spake Tiki Labs.
"You can smell the roast," said TLLUCEMT.
"And a hint of cinnamon," said we.
"You smell like you spilled a latte on your wrist," said TLLUCEMT.
We were much pleased by this most successful scientific trial, especially as compared to the recent disaster in evaluating Blood Drop's Cafe Zazou (a coffee scent in which we were unable to detect a single shred of coffee likeness). We hastened to read the marketing material which
twotone had helpfully enclosed with the samples.Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab El dia de Reyes. "Hot cocoa with cinnamon, coffee, and brown sugar."
Er.
Hot cocoa?
OK, Science Guys, it's back to the labs!
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Date: 2008-09-19 06:40 pm (UTC)I kind of imagine it's cocoa mix with coffee used as the hot liquid.
It's an LE from 2007, but hopefully it'll be re-released for Yule 2008, if the BPAL Powers that Be are kind to us!
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Date: 2008-09-19 06:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-21 02:48 am (UTC)