Nuke the Biker Scout
Jul. 5th, 2008 11:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tikistitchtiki's rating: 1 1/2 stars (out of five)
What is chillingly billed as every collector's worst nightmare (treasured items left to the tender mercies of a vengeful ex-romantic partner) sputters out thanks to inept, unimaginative execution. We were hopeful for some tasty sledgehammer action at least as we watched the camera pan lovingly over the glass shelves in the opening shots, but instead the short subject "climaxes" with a couple of rubber-armed ninnies ineptly wacking on one poor, lone (albeit expensive) biker scout doll, minus a break to (they helpfully tell us!) go pee. Look, girlfriend, if you're OMG soooo mad 'cos he didn't get you A RING! then at least fucking invest in a few M80s for Mr. Biker scout so we could enjoy the 'splosions. This is like buying a ticket for the new Nightmare on Elm Street only to find due to budget cutbacks Freddie is armed only with Lee Press-On Nails.
