And if Yahoo Japan auctions WON'T marry us....

[tikistitch]

...well, we'll just have to hire a private detective to look up its address and so we can sit in our car parked across the street from its apartment all night long!



BTW, this is a "Bad Stitch" t-shirt which we've been madly seeking 'cause it was sold out on the Dizzney mall due to a bunch of stupid Japanese girls buying it online when they actually should be spending their time out in the fresh air sitting on an overpass dressed up in $1,400 goth loli outfits.