A very tiki Kwanzaa
Jan. 4th, 2007 10:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tikistitchWhat does tiki know about the great societal import and rich traditions of Kwanzaa?
Er, well, not a lot.*
EXCEPT: there are presents!!!!
Therefore, when we beseeched our beloved spouse with persistent whines of, "What are you getting us for Kwanzaa, Mr. Tikistitch?????" fortunately, our husband has experienced married life long enough to realize that this situation called not for a repeat of Mr. Tiki's Famous Lecture Series #512 entitled "Why Holidays Are All Evil Plots by Facsist Greeting Card Companies to Put Down the People," but rather, put it down to yet another puzzling and inscrutable requests from his spouse, akin to Valentine chocolates, and got us stuffs, yay!
What is it? Why, it's a Kelloggs cereal pedometer! Featuring Stitch!!
See? A little clippie for your belt! So, you can walk off some of the calories from Kelloggs corn syrup-y cereal products!
Could there be a more appropriate Kwanzaa gift? Er, we actually have no idea. But, the point is, stuff for us, and featuring Stitch.
It's the Best Kwanzaa EVAR!!
*We nevertheless await with impatience the undoubtedly forthcoming Rankin/Bass claymation spectacular (hopefully starring the voices of Richard Roundtree and Pam Grier as Mr. and Mrs. Kwanzaa plus Miss E as the the Kwanzaa Elf and featuring Maurice LaMarche as The Man, although sadly Curtis Mayfield has gone to his reward before he could compose the festive-but-funky-and-filled-with-social-relevance score) to fill in the gaps in our knowledge.
Er, well, not a lot.*
EXCEPT: there are presents!!!!
Therefore, when we beseeched our beloved spouse with persistent whines of, "What are you getting us for Kwanzaa, Mr. Tikistitch?????" fortunately, our husband has experienced married life long enough to realize that this situation called not for a repeat of Mr. Tiki's Famous Lecture Series #512 entitled "Why Holidays Are All Evil Plots by Facsist Greeting Card Companies to Put Down the People," but rather, put it down to yet another puzzling and inscrutable requests from his spouse, akin to Valentine chocolates, and got us stuffs, yay!
What is it? Why, it's a Kelloggs cereal pedometer! Featuring Stitch!!
See? A little clippie for your belt! So, you can walk off some of the calories from Kelloggs corn syrup-y cereal products!
Could there be a more appropriate Kwanzaa gift? Er, we actually have no idea. But, the point is, stuff for us, and featuring Stitch.
It's the Best Kwanzaa EVAR!!
*We nevertheless await with impatience the undoubtedly forthcoming Rankin/Bass claymation spectacular (hopefully starring the voices of Richard Roundtree and Pam Grier as Mr. and Mrs. Kwanzaa plus Miss E as the the Kwanzaa Elf and featuring Maurice LaMarche as The Man, although sadly Curtis Mayfield has gone to his reward before he could compose the festive-but-funky-and-filled-with-social-relevance score) to fill in the gaps in our knowledge.
