Bad doggie!

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Guard Dog Takes the Stuffing Out of Prized Bear Collection

LONDON, Aug. 2 -- A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children's museum.

"He just went berserk," said Daniel Medley, general manager of Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney....

Elvis's teddy bear? Barney! You are a naughty, naughty puppy!

EDIT: Ya know, as people send in more links to this very weird story, we're beginning to wonder if this whole thing wasn't some kind of insurance fraud? Though, never ascribe to conspiracy what can be more parsimoniously explained through incompetence....