World Cup FEEEEVARRRRRR!!!

[tikistitch]

Japan has responded to the World Cup as it usually responds to world events: MERCHANDISING! We've seen approximately bajillion-and-two different soccer Stitchies, equipped with different jerseys and team flags, but this guy immediately stood out from the rest. He's actually got little joints in his arms and legs, so you can pose him rakishly.





Oddly, he's NOT number 626.



The jersey even has a little Stitch-shaped insignia.



The one problem: World Cup Stitch is unable to stand on his own without toppling over, which we believe in the real world usually disqualifies one from participation on World Cup teams.