We write letters to Midwestern states

Dear Iowa,

Welcome to fabulous!

XOXOXO

--tiki

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It's spooky!

From aoi_no_neko, which I hope I spelled right....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tikistitch!

1. Tikistitch is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
2. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting tikistitch.
3. When tikistitch is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
4. The liquid inside tikistitch can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
5. Tikistitch has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
6. Medieval knights put the skin of tikistitch on their sword handles to improve the grip.
7. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are tikistitch!
8. Tikistitch will always turn right when leaving a cave!
9. Tikistitch is 984 feet tall!
10. Tikistitch can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Spot on about everything! Well, except Paraguay, but that's ok.

tiki's twits

todays twisted twittering:

• 17:52 Wait, ShamWow "I Beat up Prostitutes" Person is now advertising something called "Slap Chop?" "One slap at a time!" #
• 08:01 This morning's bus quote: "I an *so* over snow." #
• 08:03 @AnnLarimer Iowa = fabulous! #

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