Mr. Tiki and Dooncan 'splain it all to you

Rebalscum link.

Coming soon to a galaxy near you.

The Night of a Million Billion Bunniehs

Who's got the bunniehs?



tiki's got the bunniehs!

( Bouncity )

Chef Ramsay Stitch

Must've missed this guy last time we were at the Dizzney store.

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Dear Everyones,

It's that time again, yes, time for The Tiki's WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!

This year it is our lucky THIRTEENTH.

In honor of the occasion, and in order to escape from a neverending series of campaign robocalls accusing our candidate of being a gay muslim socialist what's out to scratch dyslexic letter "B's" in all our backsides, our husband and ourselves have decided to make a loooooong weekend of it. And so, after posting our absentee ballots (like good citizens!!!) last week, we have cashed in a tiny fraction of Mr. Tiki's 10 million bajillion katrillion frequent flier points and packed our Stitch luggage intending to flee the country, hopefully to a place where neither of us will be capable of reading a newspaper nor understanding a television news program until the "all clear" signal blares the evening Tuesday, November 4th.

Our destination: SOOPER SEKRIT! Shhhhhh!

Our intent: buy toys. Lots of them. LET'S GET THIS ECONOMY MOVING!!!

We will be checking in. And, sending blurry iPhone pictures. So everybody behave, because tiki is always watching!!!!

XOXOXOXO

--tiki

Vote, because your neighbors are freaking batshit?

Works for us.