Twisted Tales of Tiki

So, 'twas a sad tiki day.

We spent our precious lunch driving to our mailbox place, only to learn that we literally had too much stuff to fit in tiki's car!!!! This despite the nifty fold-down seats, plus the convenient warping of time and space inside.



But even sadder, we returned home to discover that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE PACKAGES (including the teensy ones) WAS ACTUALLY FOR MR. TIKISTITCH (who's out of the country, and not even around to enjoy them).

( Woe is us )

tiki's twits

todays twisted twittering:

• 18:44 Obama seaching for non-bad things to say about Palin. #
• 18:45 Oh, god, is he gonna mention the fricking surge? #
• 18:46 Oh, god, raising taxes again. Even Schieffer is bored. #
• 18:48 Yes, nukes. Didn't we already see this debate? #
• 18:53 Er, did McCain actually finish a single sentence back there? He's starting to sound more and more like Palin. #
• 18:55 Obama's being boring again. "Run out the clock!" #
• 18:55 Hugo Chavez! A terra-rist! Seeeeee? #
• 18:58 Somebody must've told McCain to look at Obama. #
• 18:59 Here's why your operations cost so much: everybody is too fat! Thankyou, Sen. McCain. #
• 19:00 Joe the Plumber is too fat. That's why our health care costs are going up. #
• 19:00 Why didn't McCain pick Joe the Plumber as VP instead of Palin? #
• 19:01 Sure, let's ALL talk to Joe! He's 7 feet tall, and lives in McCain's head. #
• 19:04 Joe the Plumber vs. Godzilla!!! #
• 19:05 I want Joe the Plumber to decide things for me too! #
• 19:06 Please let it not be about Joe the Plumber. #
• 19:06 Oh, noes, Joe the Plumber needs an abortion!! #
• 19:07 "I'm a federalist - it's up to the states." Unless teh gay want to get married. #
• 19:08 "I will appoint Joe the Plumber as Chief Justice." #
• 19:10 You know that toxic chemical that made The Joker all smiley? Did they give some of that to McCain before the debate? #
• 19:11 Does Lilly know Joe the Plumber? WE NEEDS TO KNOW OBAMA!!! #
• 21:48 Is it just me, or is this the WEEPIEST season ever of Project Runway? Like, yuck. #
• 10:31 Successfully uncrated ginormous Stitch sign from WDW: tikistitch.livejournal.com/1071616.html #
• 10:34 @warrenellis Candidates must prove they are bipartisan. Because us Americans don't take kindly to people with *opinions*. #
• 11:05 Not a plumber? Is he really named Joe? tinyurl.com/2dxnnv/20081016/NEWS09/810160418 #

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