Parallel parking

Look! We did a really good job parallel parking the tiki car this morning! See? And, close to the curb.

OK, so maybe our life isn't terribly exciting at present. But, we did help bail out Wall Street! Hey, you ungrateful Wall Street weasels, we sure hope you appreciate this when it's bathtime and tiki shows up to use your solid gold bath tub that you bought with your ill-gotten gains to go with the $7,000 shower curtain. We're bringing our rubber duckie!!!

tiki's twits

todays twisted twittering:

• 18:11 She's already said "Maverick" 780 times. My Palin bingo card is already full! #
• 18:24 Palin broke up a monopoly? Er, does she mean the board game? #
• 18:32 "To positively affect the impact?" Whoa, I think the meds are wearing off. #
• 18:38 OMFG? "Some of my best friends are gay." #
• 18:43 Surrender! We need "VICTORUH!" (Though I'm not gonna define "victoruh"). #
• 18:49 They hate us for our freedom! #
• 18:51 McCain in Spain: I love you, Joe Biden! #
• 18:55 "The Blame Game" is back? No talking point left behind! #
• 18:55 And maverick again. #
• 18:57 My Palin Bingo sheet should've had a "Noo-kyu-lur" square, I would've won! #
• 19:17 She had just left the known galaxy. WTF? So, is VP part of the Executive or not? Yes or no? #
• 19:29 She's like an explosion at a talking points factory. #
• 19:31 Er, "When men and women were free." That doesn't even make any sense. #
• 19:33 Why is Palin still miked? #
• 11:30 I did a really great job parallel parking this morning! Also, it looks like I just bailed out Wall Street. What's new with y'all? #
• 12:11 Hey, let's bail out Wall Street in CANS O' MACKEREL! online.wsj.com/article/SB122290720439096481.html #

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