Uncle Monk!

P.Z. Myers will probably drop us from his squiddy blogroll for this (*joke*) but tiki actually has a relative who's a Benedictine monk! He's our father-in-law's cousin (though if you ask us, the two have a relationship more like brothers than cousins). He's totally adorable too--we've got to meet him at family weddings and such. He goes Brother Stephen in the clip above, though everybody in the family knows him as "Puichi."

Like my life

*sighs*

Via Pharyngula.

C'mon ladies, you get this all the time, don't you?

"But I'm holding Yoda's teeth!"

--Mr. Tiki's excuse as to why he is unable to offer assistance in loading groceries.