Mar. 28th, 2007
Electra would be proud
Mar. 28th, 2007 10:49 amNo matter how many times we're grossed out by this, they keep putting it in the news.
A very special day!
So many kinds of EWWWW.
And what happens to the Daddy's Little Virgins who don't end up as special prizes for suicide bombers?
There you have it: Science proves, Purity Balls lead directly to Britney Spears!!!
No sex please, we're daddy's little girls
WASHINGTON (AFP) - It has all the ingredients of a wedding. The proud tuxedo-clad father, the frosted white cake, the limousines and an exchange of vows.
But there is no groom and the girl in the long gown is no bride. She's daddy's little girl, there to take a vow of chastity.
In what is becoming a trend among conservative Christians in the United States, girls as young as nine are pledging to their fathers to remain virgins until they wed, in elaborate ceremonies dubbed "Purity Balls."
A very special day!
So many kinds of EWWWW.
And what happens to the Daddy's Little Virgins who don't end up as special prizes for suicide bombers?
One study conducted by researchers at the universities of Columbia and Yale found that 88 percent of pledgers wind up having sex before marriage.
"Unfortunately these young people tend, once they start to have sex, to have more partners in a shorter period of time and to use contraception much less than their non-pledging peers...."
There you have it: Science proves, Purity Balls lead directly to Britney Spears!!!
It's official
Mar. 28th, 2007 06:49 pmChris Sanders has moved to Dreamworks:
Too bad for Disney. But, Chris left to work on .... The Flintstones??
Sanders joins DreamWorks
Disney animator to direct 'Crood'
DreamWorks Animation has hired "Lilo & Stitch" director Chris Sanders, a longtime Disney vet, to helm its cavemen comedy "Crood Awakenings." The talent coup is reminiscent of the competition for animators in the mid-'90s.
DreamWorks had been developing "Crood" with Aardman, but took it inhouse after its partnership with the British claymation house recently ended.
After a nearly 20-year stint, Sanders left Disney early this year due to creative differences with studio leadership, including John Lasseter, over his movie "American Dog." Mouse is continuing the pic with a new director (Daily Variety, Feb. 9).
Helmer, whose 2002 toon "Lilo & Stitch" was the most critically and commercially successful film for Disney Animation since the '90s, talked to several studios before making a deal with DreamWorks....
"Crood Awakenings," which is about a culture clash between cavemen, has a script by Brit comedy icon John Cleese and Kirk De Micco ("Racing Stripes"). Sanders is rethinking the project, however, and will likely end up doing a significant rewrite.
"We have always loved the premise, and when we finished our relationship with Aardman, we were very interested in keeping it inhouse," said Bill Damaschke, DWA's head of creative production. "We would have been excited to work with Chris on any project. But 'Crood Awakenings' is a high priority for us, and he responded to it."
Too bad for Disney. But, Chris left to work on .... The Flintstones??