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When wingnuts attack
Jan. 24th, 2007 10:20 amFigures one of the inlaws would send us this one eventually. Look, Cubanos, we get that Castro is a twit, but why the lifelong distrust of anybody to the left of Attila the Hun?
We like how this version has ****** applied to words they found especially skeeeery, like **University**. O noes, his parents were edumacated!!!!
The first rule of Wingnuttia: remember, never, ever use "The Google" to see if somebody may have actually fact-checked any of your nonsense.
Not that anyone who believes this horse shit has any chance of voting for Obama anyway.
Wahabi? Ooo, that sounds skeery. But it's really pretty darned tasty with sushi.
Yup, elect him president, and.... Er, what exactly? He'll suddenly shreik "Allah akbar!" and steer Air Force One into the Sears Tower?
Sure. If we hear anything, can we get a message to you while you're cowering under the bed?
Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2007 00:32:03 -0800 (PST)
From: familywingnut@batshit.com>
Cc: everybody@mymailbox.com
Subject: Re: Fwd: Fw: Barack Obama
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*Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black Muslim from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the **University** of **Hawaii**. *
We like how this version has ****** applied to words they found especially skeeeery, like **University**. O noes, his parents were edumacated!!!!
*When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to **Kenya**. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a radical Muslim from **Indonesia**. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to **Indonesia**. Obama attended a Muslim school in **Jakarta**. He also spent two years in a Catholic school.*
The first rule of Wingnuttia: remember, never, ever use "The Google" to see if somebody may have actually fact-checked any of your nonsense.
*Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school."*
Not that anyone who believes this horse shit has any chance of voting for Obama anyway.
*Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to **Kenya** soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in **Jakarta**. Wahabism is the radical teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. *
Wahabi? Ooo, that sounds skeery. But it's really pretty darned tasty with sushi.
*Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when seeking major public office in the **United States**, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the **United** **Church** of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. *
Yup, elect him president, and.... Er, what exactly? He'll suddenly shreik "Allah akbar!" and steer Air Force One into the Sears Tower?
*Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy.*
Sure. If we hear anything, can we get a message to you while you're cowering under the bed?
