We write letters....

Santa dies at children's party

Children watched in horror as a Santa Claus collapsed and died as he handed out presents at a Christmas party on Sunday.

Dear God,

Dude! You have one twisted sense of humor.

Wanna get a beer sometime?

XOXOXOXO,

--tiki

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