Me Am Dork

[tikistitch]

List 5 reasons you are a dork. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud of how big a dork you are! Then pick the 5 biggest dorks you know and have them do the same.

1. Played General Grievous's personal bodyguard/photographer at recent Star Wars convention.

2. Overly proud of finding 4 different flavor varieties of Dole fruit cups with Lilo & Stitch contest offer.

3. Earned Ph.D. in obscure field of study with 0% probability of gainful employment.

4. Often sleep with Stitch nightlight illuminated when hubby is away.

5. Can usually name at least 8 of the 14 unproduced Droids and Ewoks action figures, unaided.

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MAY ALREADY BE A DORK!!

From blastmilk, from whom we steal all our best material.