We thought he was made of chiffon and Pop Tarts!

[tikistitch]

Via wigu. Thank god for cranky old guys in wife-beaters, else we'd never have this vitally important information!

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Does that say "muslin"?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Yes.

That says MUSLIN.

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

So what, like half-polyester? Well, IIRC Leviticus was pretty against mixed fibers, so that would be bad!

:P

[keeper1st.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of a pianist who said that he was chided by someone after playing Muslin Rag. The person said, "You shouldn't play that! Don't you know we're at war with the Muslins?"

Which of course is wrong in multiple ways.

[sarahpolk.livejournal.com]

Oh my god I didn't know he wasn't cut out of whole cloth!!!!

[starshipangels.livejournal.com]

...

what about "half black & half alive" did you hear that one? D.L. Hughley said it on Larry King XD; I don't even know if that was a joke 'cuz he had such straight face when he said that.