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True Bromance.

So, we got Abhishek Bachchan and John Abraham, two hot Desi dudes living in Miami, in need of housing. So, what do they do? Why, PRETEND TO BE A GAY COUPLE, of course! Who then become roommates with the sizzling Priyanka Chopra. With whom they both immediately fall in love. Oh, the hijinks! But THEN to add a further layer of Bolly-complication, in steps dreamy dreamboat Bobby Deol!

I guess I sort of consider this a guilty pleasure: I was literally falling off the couch laughing when Abishek tells the story of "how they met." ("He had a rose clenched between his teeth!") Lots of dumb humor, and, needless to say, the ho-yay index in this one is absolutely off the charts. Definitely watch to the end, when, in order to apologize to Priyanka, a racuous theater full of women and gay dudes dares Abhishek and John to kiss. And remember, this is a Hindi movie, where even straight couples don't kiss on the lips.