President Barack Obama starring in "I Coulda Had a G8!"

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Greetings, Citizens! It is I, Barack Obama Presidential Action Figure, along with my BFF, the Brand New Prime Minister of Britain, and his brand new girlfriend, who he met at my Oval Office playset. I didn't actually catch her name, but I think she's a cosmetics salesman, because she keeps shouting about "Powder Makeup!"

You might wonder why we are not hanging out, being all bipartisan and stuff at my awesome Super Excellent Presidential Oval Office of Wonder Playset. Ah! This is because we are all out riding my magical bantha, Aloysius, to the even more awesome G8 Summit International Super Excellent Action Playset. Some people seem to think I ride Air Force One to my international events. I do not. Air Force One is for punks. Aloysius the Bantha is the only way to ride!





Here we are at the Magical G8 Summit Playset, which is totally different from my Magical Oval Office playset. It's much more pink, for one thing. Can't wait to start some International Diplomacy! These international dudes, they know how to PAR-TAY!



Look! The International Diplomats are starting to arrive!!! Good morning, French President Nicholas Sarkozy. (He is one weird little dude. But his wife is a MAJOR BABE! Woo-HOO!)



OK, and now it's time for the most important part, posing for AWESOME group shots! Are you ready, President Sarkozy? What about you, Brand New Prime Minister of the UK? And how about all you, various and random Other International Dudes? Remember, don't crowd around, I have enough AWESOME to go around! Hurray for International Diplomacy!



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