It's that time again, yes, time for The Tiki's WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!
This year it is our lucky THIRTEENTH.
In honor of the occasion, and in order to escape from a neverending series of campaign robocalls accusing our candidate of being a gay muslim socialist what's out to scratch dyslexic letter "B's" in all our backsides, our husband and ourselves have decided to make a loooooong weekend of it. And so, after posting our absentee ballots (like good citizens!!!) last week, we have cashed in a tiny fraction of Mr. Tiki's 10 million bajillion katrillion frequent flier points and packed our Stitch luggage intending to flee the country, hopefully to a place where neither of us will be capable of reading a newspaper nor understanding a television news program until the "all clear" signal blares the evening Tuesday, November 4th.
Our destination: SOOPER SEKRIT! Shhhhhh!
Our intent: buy toys. Lots of them. LET'S GET THIS ECONOMY MOVING!!!
We will be checking in. And, sending blurry iPhone pictures. So everybody behave, because tiki is always watching!!!!